Kinky Christmas

“Sensory Overload”

Town Tavern

Ho, ho, ho’s abound at “Sensory Overload,” a fetishy shindig hosted by Lady Jessica Sovereign and featuring the Baroness’s holiday fashion show. (Tarty elves in latex skating skirts, where have you been all our lives?) Expect light spanking, hot-wax demos and other high jinks from north-pole denizens. Curious couples and single ladies only. Webster Hall, 125 E 11th St between Third and Fourth Aves (212-353-1600, hedoonline.com). Sat 20 11pm–4am; single women free, couples $80–$100.

Artsier kinksters will appreciate Michael Alan’s “Satan’s Santa’s Sex Slave Shop Draw-A-Thon” at Teatro IATI, where nekkid models will pose as evil Santas, elves, human presents and reindeer. 59–61 E 4th St between Bowery and Second Ave, suite 6E (michaelalanart.com). Sat 20 7pm–midnight, $17–$20.

Jean Louis

Or stop by Town Tavern to see staffers dressed in revealing Santa costumes. Says owner Katie Dropkin, “Where else can you take a shot while sitting on the sexiest Santas in Manhattan?” Six bartenders and one waitress are available for photo sessions during Thursday happy hour (6–8pm). 134 W 3rd St at Sixth Ave (212-253-6955, towntavernnyc.com). Through Wed 24.

Male stripper Jean Louis is playing Father Christmas at Manhattan Men this season, and wants to show you the booty in his Santa sack. No pics allowed, but he’s happy to deliver his package straight to your door for bachelorette parties and other private functions. 225 Houston St at Essex St (347-852-0157, manhattanmen.com). Fri, Sat 9pm; $20–$45. Through Jan 10.