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Character assassination
I’m sick to death of these skinny-ass-jean–“rocking,” thick-spectacles–wearing, manicured “scruffy” beard–sporting, Pabst-drinking, trite-tattoo–getting, vinyl-collecting, Williamsburg-dwelling, dead-eyed, masculinity-lacking, “I’m cooler than you ’cause I listen to (fill in the blank with this week’s music trend)” douche bags [TONY 609]. They don’t even have the good sense to realize they are a played-out cliché. Fuck ’em all, then give them a dollar for that bus ride back to wherever their trust fund originates.—Mark D. Andrews, Brooklyn
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