God’s hideaways

1 God is omnipotent, so keep it humble on his behalf at the World’s Smallest Church, Cross Island Chapel (Sconondoa Rd, Oneida; roadsideamerica.com/story/2435), located on its own minuscule island.

2 If we’re ever attacked by the 50-foot woman, perhaps we’ll be protected by the 48-foot statue of the Madonna at The Marian Shrine (174 Filors Ln, Stony Point; 845-947-2200, marianshrine.org).

3 A 13-foot figure of Our Lady of Fatima (1023 Swann Rd, Lewiston; 716-754-7489, fatimashrine.com) presides over the great outdoors, along with more than a hundred life-size statues and a heart-shaped Rosary Pool near Niagara.

4 Utah may have become Mormon country, but founder Joseph first discovered the golden plates that would become the Book of Mormon at Hill Cumorah (603 State Rte 21, Palmyra; 315-597-5851, hillcumorah.org)

5 The National Shrine of the North American Martyrs (136 Shrine Rd, Auriesville; 518-853-3033, martyrshrine.org), besides recognizing America’s holy figures, sits atop an old Native American village site and is the birthplace of the Blessed Kateri Tekakwitha, a.k.a. the Lily of the Mohawks.

6 When you get that feeling, you need some spiritual healing—including a psychic reading—at Spiritualist center Lily Dale (5 Melrose Park, Lily Dale; 716-595-8721, lilydaleassembly.com. $10).