Men
1. Heritage 1981 Greg plaid shirt with tie, $21.90, at Forever 21, 40 E 14th St at University Pl (212-228-0598)
2. Heritage 1981 Ryan woven vest, $19.90, at Forever 21
3. Heritage 1981 double-stripe suspenders, $9.90, at Forever 21
4. French Connection Raw Edge leather bag, $49.99, at French Connection, 700 Broadway between 4th and 5th Sts (212-473-4486)
5. J.Crew cotton-cashmere V-neck sweater, $19.99, at jcrew.com
6. J.Crew English leather narrow belt, $19.99, at jcrew.com
7. Jacobs by Marc Jacobs polka-dot bow tie, $25, at Marc by Marc Jacobs Men’s Accessories, 301 W 4th St at Bank St (212-620-3112)
8. Jacobs by Marc Jacobs skinny tie, $35, at Marc by Marc Jacobs Men’s Accessories
9. Jacobs by Marc Jacobs slim-fit shirt, $50, at Marc by Marc Jacobs Men’s Accessories
10. Old Navy twill blazer, $49.50, at Old Navy, 610 Sixth Ave at 18th St (212-645-0663)
11. Topman twill canvas satchel, $50, at Topshop, 478 Broadway at Broome St (212-966-9555)
12. Topman straight trousers, $40, at Topshop
13. Topman Smart plain shirt, $50, at Topshop
14. Topman Placket cardigan, $50, at Topshop
15. BDG skinny stretch pants, $49, at Topshop
16. Bed Stü Stentorian oxford shoes, $39.99, at urbanoutfitters.com
17. H by Hudson Lincoln lace-up shoes, $39.99 at urbanoutfitters.com
I am supposed to wear this to work? I'd be fired