Summer’s best pickup scenes

THE SCENE
OBJECTify at the Delancey
168 Delancey St between Attorney and Clinton Sts (objectifynyc.com). Second Sunday of the month 9pm; $20, in costume/fetish wear $10, free for those who bring art or perform.

THE VIBE
OBJECTify is a fetish party in the truest sense of the term: Every month, New Yorkers are invited to obsess over a specific object—anything from an eggbeater to a sextant. Organized by Xris SMack!, Editrix Abby, the Baroness and Irene Kaoru, the party offers dancing, fashion shows, art exhibits and myriad performances. Ogle the go-go dancers, enjoy the outrageous outfits and chat up hot alterna-singles. If you find someone you really click with, check out the Rubber Room in the basement, where a goth soundtrack mixes with BDSM play.—LA

WHO YOU'LL MEET

G.D., 26; writer; New Haven, CT
“I don’t have a lot of timefor serious relationships, butI enjoy meeting new people. I especially like people who enjoy jazz andclassical music, and history.”
Want to date G.D.? E-mail gdf@tonypersonals.com.

Chelsea, 23; model; Ridgewood, Queens
“I don’t really bother dating; I’m not looking for anything. But if I were, I’d want somebody who is into the same things I am, careerwise, and who can make me laugh. Sense of humor is really important.”
Want to date Chelsea? E-mail chelsead@tonypersonals.com.

Winkel, 33; moving-company owner and event producer (wandbnyc.com)); Dumbo, Brooklyn
“People in New York are really downbeat and seek solace within a relationship—even though that might not be the best place to find it. I want a partner who can understand my lifestyle and be accepting of the fact that I’m a pervert.”
Want to date Winkel? E-mail winkel@tonypersonals.com.

Yana, 40; theater director and activist; Crown Heights, Brooklyn
“I’d like people to choose and commit, and really appreciate who they’re with. I’m looking for someone who believes in themselves, who’s open, honest, affectionate, passionate, positive, playful, dynamic and really loving.”
Want to date Yana? E-mail yanal@tonypersonals.com

Douggie, 45; live-sound engineer; Astoria, Queens
“I’m looking for honesty, which you can’t find in this town.”
Want to date Douggie? E-mail douggies@tonypersonals.com.

Spatch, 28; project manager and event planner; Williamsburg, Brooklyn
“When trying to date on websites, it’s inevitably the people who have slept with your friends who contact you. I want someone worth exception-making. I want someone who will challenge me, provoke me, inspire me and delight me.”
Want to date Spatch? E-mail spatch@tonypersonals.com.

Matt H., 31, science journalist, East Village
“There are a lot of options in New York, which is great, but it makes it hard to settle on one. I’d like a woman who is warm, intellectually challenging, dry-witted, petite, and as fond of dancing as I am. Bonus points if she’s Burning-Man-tolerant.”
Want to date Matt H.? E-mail matth@tonypersonals.com.

Tony, 35; library-science student; Park Slope, Brooklyn
“I’m feeling absolutely positive about dating in New York right now; it’s a beautiful time to be single here. I’m looking for a girl I can debate the literary merit of the video game BioShock with.”
Want to date Tony? E-mail tonyh@tonypersonals.com.

Nikki, 37, artist and business owner, Manhattan
“I want somebody who wants to design a life according to what both of us like, and not just following traditional patterns.”
Want to date Nikki? E-mail nikki@tonypersonals.com.

Matt J., 26; consultant, drummer and go-go dancer; Hoboken, NJ
“Trying to date in New York City is pretty pointless, because there’s so much free porn.”
Want to date Matt J.? E-mail mattj@tonypersonals.com.

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