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THE SCENE
Get Up Get Down at the Gansevoort Hotel
18 Ninth Ave at 13th St (plungenyc.com/getupgetdown). Sat noon–8pm, Sun noon–4am; no cover, prix-fixe brunch $36. R.S.V.P. by calling 212-660-6715 or e-mailing reservations@plungenyc.com.
THE VIBE
If you’re searching for the fedora-wearing, bikini-clad crowd, reserve a table at this überposh brunch/roof-deck party, complete with champagne mojitos, truffled eggs, and DJs spinning alongside live drummers and saxophonists. (FYI, brunchers can gain access to the pool only after 5pm by splurging on bottle service or schmoozing the bouncers.) Organized by promoters from Pink Elephant, 1OAK and Marquee, the party attracts A-listers with last names like DiCaprio, Bellucci and LaBeouf. Says event producer Tony Theodore, “The mentality here is like, So what if my hedge-fund client sees me making out with a model?”—Lauren Levinson
WHO YOU'LL MEET
Fanta, 22, Estée Lauder liaison and model, Upper West Side
“I’m looking for a gentleman who is also a bad boy—but not one who brags about what he does. I’d be impressed if a guy took me picnicking in the park, then dancing. I love clubbing in the Meatpacking District, especially at the Gansevoort, Bijoux and Buddha Bar.”
Want to date Fanta? E-mail fantak@tonypersonals.com.
Chris, 24, finance, Upper West Side
“Male seeking female, specifically a brunet who is 5'5" with nice teeth, bright eyes and a thick, voluptuous build. The biggest turnoff is a girl with a really small ass. I’d take this perfect lady on a boat cruise around the Hudson River, and then back to my place.”
Want to date Chris? E-mail chrisc@tonypersonals.com.
Caitlin, 23; actor and model; Baldwin Harbor, L.I.
“I’m looking to have a summer fling with a guy who has a Hamptons home. If that’s you, then you should also know that I like banana boating in the piers and chilling at the Soho House.”
Want to date Caitlin? E-mail caitlink@tonypersonals.com.
Keith, 33, sales, Tribeca
“The most beautiful women are in NYC—especially during the summer at hotel parties or in the Hamptons. As New Yorkers, we have access to incredible clubs, and everyone has good summer style. Girls in rompers and maxi dresses are very sexy.”
Want to date Keith? E-mail keithr@tonypersonals.com.
Vel, 21; student; Newark, NJ
“You should date me because I’m not only intellectually stimulating, but I’m also really, really hot. I look at single life as ‘I have all of these beautiful dresses and no one to take them off!’ My ideal man is a diplomat who is spiritual and loving.”
Want to date Vel? E-mail velm@tonypersonals.com.
Michael, 24, investment banker, Chelsea
“I’m easy to hit on because I’m very approachable and friendly. New York can be so fucking materialistic and catty, and I just like meeting cool, different people (gay, straight, guys, girls) and bringing them together. I’m actually one of the hosts at this party. So I definitely need a guy that I don’t have to babysit. Also, I have the fact that I’m an athlete going for me: I used to swim for the U.S. and was a trials qualifier for the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens.”
Want to date Michael? E-mail michaelh@tonypersonals.com.
Rayna, 24, portfolio manager, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
“Why should a dude want to date me? At first it should be because he’s physically attracted to me, but then he realizes that I’m fun, smart and make my own money. I am not a gold digger! Once we connect, my perfect date would simply be a good dinner followed by good sex.”
Want to date Rayna? E-mail raynad@tonypersonals.com.
Sophie, 24, works at a law firm, East Village
“I know it’s cliché, but my type is tall, dark and handsome. Our summer fling begins with a good makeout session, and then he offers to take me to the Hamptons. He wines and dines me on the beach, and it’s really romantic and flirty.”
Want to date Sophie? E-mail sophiem@tonypersonals.com.
Ro-Pauline, 25, student, Philadelphia, PA
“Try this pickup line on me: ‘Look, I know you get a lot of guys, so I’d be honored if you would just talk to me.’ It’s really simple, sweet and honest. It’ll work! Trust me.”
Want to date Ro-Pauline? E-mail ropaulined@tonypersonals.com.
Lauren, 23, yoga, spinning and Pilates instructor, East Village
“My dream guy is tall, light-haired and athletic, though I’m really not that picky. I couldn’t care less about looks, as long as he keeps me on my toes and has a good sense of humor. I don’t care about money either, but if you want to spend it on me, I’m a fan of the food at Delicatessen.”
Want to date Lauren? E-mail laurens2@tonypersonals.com.
Avi, real estate broker, 29, Midtown East
“Grab my attention by rubbing my ass—especially if you’re a book-smart, gorgeous girl with big boobs and a flat stomach. Take me on a date to Megu, because it’s a sick restaurant! If we have chemistry, then we can head to a club like M2 UltraLounge. But beware of acting like a gold digger: I’m not going to be your sugar daddy. If I think you’re just after my money, I’ll ditch you.”
Want to date Avi? E-mail avia@tonypersonals.com.
Luisa, 24, sales, West Village
“I’m picturing my summer fling right now…he’s tall, hot and not from New Jersey! Impress me by getting to know all of my close friends and taking them out with me. It’s a one-and-done deal!”
Want to date Luisa? E-mail luisaj@tonypersonals.com.
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wow - these girls give lesbians a bad name. makes me NOT want to go to stiletto if those girls are the ones i have to look forward to.
"Brilliant"?? These people are as brilliant as my d**k...they just seem a bit shallow and lonely...Thomas Jefferson is right on the mark here...and the Hamptons?? Long Island, INCLUDING THE HAMPTONS, SUCKS!! Just admit it! I'm from Hawai'i, and THAT's where I'm taking my girl...
Wow, some of the quotes from this article are so shallow I couldn't believe people actually said them. These people are quite hilarious!
douchbag alert.
take you to the Hamptons...take her out and all her friends...sounds like all these girls want is a sugar daddy...way too materialistic...why dont you guys "pick up" some REAL girls..
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Brilliant!