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“I heard you like boners. I have one at my house.”
“My blog is designed to give the impression to girls I don’t know that it is a good idea for them to have sex with me.”
“I have an amazingly off-color sense of humor with a healthy side of sarcasm! Just like a huge buttered biscuit. Mmmm... I’m kind of craving a mashed potato bowl from KFC for lunch.”
“My brother got married and his back hair is no longer a problem.”
“I have 800 DVDs and 600+ CDs which keep me very busy and entertained. LOL.”
“You have a motorcycle? I’m psyched to see your hog. You figure out which one.”
“I love Jesus and am attracted to the Jesus look.”
“Thanks for saving me the effort of writing a similar e-mail. Good luck.”