Swish and Flick, “SLY in Slytherin”
Sample lyric: “We always cheat at Quidditch ’cause we like to play dirty / Knock you off your broom so we can win by 30.”
The Whomping Willows, “In Which Harry and Draco Secretly Want to Make Out”
Sample lyric: “Harry Potter, don’t be shy / You got no luck with women, so perhaps you need a guy / There’s nothing wrong with it / No, there’s nothing wrong with it / You can move to Massachusetts.”
Draco and the Malfoys, “The Power of Love”
Sample lyric: “We all love Lord Voldemort and we love to hate you.”
Ministry of Magic, “Bravest Man I Ever Knew”
Sample lyric: “Long ago I had a teacher, a sallow-skinned Slytherin with long black hair?/?I hated him and he seemed to hate me too?/?And though I branded him a coward he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew.”
Harry and the Potters, “Dumbledore”
Sample lyric: “I wish that we could go down to the Room of Requirement, and we could go bowling just like you used to / Back when Hogwarts Bowling Club was cool.”