Join the World Naked Bike Ride: Just be careful not to get any dangling appendages caught in your chain. See (or be!) one of the nudists cycling through Central Park on June 13. worldnakedbikeride.org
Mosh to Leftover Crack: On July 3, the agitpunk band plays one of the few venues it hasn’t been banned from. Hang around long enough and you’re almost guaranteed to have some kind of run-in with the law. Jail is the patriot’s way of celebrating the Fourth of July. Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza, 17 Irving Pl at 15th St (212-777-6800, irvingplaza.com). $16.50.
Experience G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: We’ve been waiting for this one ever since Serpentor nearly killed Duke in 1987. But Dennis Quaid as General Hawk? Folly. Hopefully the lasers will actually hit something this time. Opens Aug 7
Ride the Coney Island Cyclone: It’s still here, and it’s as rickety as ever. Risk your life on this antique—the bragging rights definitely trump Six Flags. 834 Surf Ave at 8th St, Coney Island, Brooklyn (718-265-2100, coneyislandcyclone.com). $8.
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