They need a drink!

Cosmo girls | Gawker Blogger | Wall Streeters
Radar gang | Finance guy | Chef | Marketing exec

Caroline Wooldridge, out-of-work marketing manager
Dream job: “I’m seeking an internal marketing position, preferably in travel, education or publishing. I’m very open to a position that would utilize my creativity, initiative and communication skills.”
Why here? “Not only is the beer at Zum Schneider delicious, it comes in three tiers of size and price. So while I can look forward to the employed days of sitting down to a full liter of Bavarian brew, for now I can order the small or medium and feel fiscally responsible.”
To hire Caroline, e-mail hire.caroline@gmail.com.

Zum Schneider, 107 Ave C at 7th St (212-598-1098)

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