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Cosmo girls | Gawker Blogger | Wall Streeters
Radar gang | Finance guy | Chef | Marketing exec

Jonathan Rohl, laid-off casualty-insurance broker
Dream job: “Hopefully this will result in my gaining Hollywood leading-man status, millions of dollars and a throng of adopted children. All joking aside, my passion is for running and endurance sports. I am a marathon runner and triathlete, and right now I am focused on training for the Boston Marathon and Ironman USA in Lake Placid in July. But I would like nothing more than to make my living in that arena, maybe something along the lines of a Nike or Adidas sales or product manager or working with pro athletes.”
To hire or sponsor Jonathan, e-mail jonnyrohl@gmail.com.

James Maguire, laid-off floor trader with a specialist Wall Street firm
Dream job: “I’m an aspiring actor; I feel life’s too short. And you gotta do what you have to do. I feel like things happen for a reason. Acting’s something I’ve been wanting to do for a while. I was kind of stuck down there and it’s gotten so computerized that it took away a lot of positions and wasn’t what it used to be.”
Why here? “Yellow Hook is a neighborhood bar that my friend owns. It’s relaxing, nothing crazy, you can just have a couple beers and not feel crushed.”
To hire James, e-mail james.m.maguire@gmail.com.

Yellow Hook Grille, 7003 Third Ave at Ovington Ave, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn (718-238-1089)

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