6. Booze cruise
Which NYC river trips are Love Boat–level romantic?
Cruise: Bateaux New York
Vital stats: You’ll have to dress up a bit; this isn’t your frat’s annual booze cruise. Live piano music and a show-tune singer make this the romanciest of the bunch. $145–$165 (866-817-3463, bateauxnewyork.com)
Grade: 4 of 6
Cruise: World Yacht
Vital stats: There are likely lots of staterooms and poop decks to canoodle in on this huge ship, but the debutantes and their escorts carouse to the DJ on deck. $101–$111 (800-498-4270, worldyacht.com)
Grade: 3 of 6
Cruise: Smooth Cruise
Vital stats: Some people might like to get down to the silky-smoove sounds of Al Jarreau, but we’re not among them. $55 (866-211-3812, smoothjazznewyork.com)
Grade: 2 of 6
Cruise: RTR Cruises
Vital stats: Rockin’ the River Cruises hosts Rhett Miller of the Old 97’s on Aug 22. This lowers RTR’s Stubing count, because Miller broke up Vince and Jen in The Break-Up. $40–$60 (212-630-8888, rtrcruises.com)
Grade: 1 of 6
Cruise: City Lights Cruises
Vital stats: Get your shipmates to drink enough (two bevies are included in the price) and they might be inspired to make out while cruising by Olafur Eliasson’s Waterfalls.$75 (212-822-8880, citylightscruises.com)
Grade: 2 of 6
night kayaking tours of brooklyn (abandoned submarine tour) and of manhattan: http://docs.google.com/View?id=ddrw24x5_167dxdpf3d9
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