THE GRIPE
Public bathrooms are nasty—do we really have to rely on Starbucks for that, too?
THE FIX
Be sure to time your throne-sitting to coincide with a walk through the Village. In the afternoon, Team TONY will be sprucing up Washington Square Park’s public johns, complete with pretty bath mats, two-ply toilet paper and flowers. Sounds better than your loo at home, doesn’t it?