"Everything turns me on in this heat: my wife's backpiece tattoo showing up more frequently under gauzy tank tops, sans bra; sweat down her neck; sweat down her thigh; sweat down her collarbone; drinking ice-cold water while in a hot shower; sexual contortions thanks to the heat (kind of like bikram yoga, only happier); gin and tonics; mojitos; sunglasses and no underwear; my wife."
"Nothing like a hearing a pounding spring shower outside while you're getting warm inside."
"Fetishes are a luxury. Those of us who can't get a date or hook-up to save our lives don't bother developing unusual preferences that make it even harder to find what we're looking for..."
"chest hair!!!!!!"
"the smell of my boyfriend"
"Pretty feet"
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