City stimulants: Central Park

1 Biking around the loop

Hey, look at that redhead. And the one in the shorts. And her hot friend. Hey, look at that redhead. And the one in the shorts. And her hot friend. The never-ending cycle gets sexier with every pass (especially after 10pm if you’re a gay male).

2 Sunbathing in Sheep Meadow

You’re not reading The Road, you’re reading the same paragraph over and over, checking out who else is half nude. We know because we’re not reading A Long Way Gone. The Meadow’s an obvious choice but a reliable one.
West side, midpark, from 66th to 69th Sts

3 Riding the carousel

Up and down, up and down. Hey, perv, there are kids around!
Off Park Dr North

4 The animals at the zoo

If colobus monkeys masturbating are so gross, why are you still watching?
64th St and Fifth Ave

5 Those crazy dancing Rollerbladers

Even though most of the members of the disco-dancing Central Park Dance Skaters Association are middle-agers, they look hot for their partners—which makes us hot for them. Even that guy who resembles Shaq in Kazaam.
Midpark at the foot of the bandshell

Also in this issue:

• We so horny: Ooh, yeah—can you feel it? Spring. It’s got us so...aroused. All that undressed flesh and sexy goings-on in the city. Wanna see? Come along for 33 things that make us hot.
• City stimulants: Indoors: Hot baristas...hookahs...Hellenic statues
• City stimulants: Outdoors: Eye candy on the beach, in the park, at the stadium...and dogs doin' it.
• City stimulants: Central Park: The Mecca of spring ogling deserves its own separate discussion.
• Carnal knowledge: Being horny affects more than your little brain. Armed with porn, we put five subjects to the test.
• Gross anatomy: Girls: When the weather warms up, the local animal life sheds its skins—and sometimes reveals more than you wanted to see.
• Gross anatomy: Guys
• Spill your spring fetish: Tell us what turns you on. It'll be our little secret.
• Horny Quiz: Women: What's your spring fever temperature?
• Horny Quiz: Men: What's your spring fever temperature?
• Sexy or skanky! Men: You decide! Rate the fashion of these potentially spring fever-afflicted New York men.
• Sexy or skanky!: You decide! Rate the fashion of these potentially spring fever-afflicted New York women.
• Reader fetishes: We asked what turns you on in spring and you told us. Often in detail.
• Summer movie preview: Your guide to what's out this season.