COMEDY
3 jokes from the New York Comedy Festival.
By Jane Borden
“I was at the breakfast table, and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. I was like, ‘Mom, did you read this!?’ ”
Brian Regan Live in Concert takes place Nov 9 at Avery Fisher Hall.
“I’m glad I’ve got girls. Boys, I feel weird about. I have nephews and they play in the sprinkler naked. Their little penises bother me. I have this irrational fear they’re gonna come over and fuck my nose with their little dicks.”
Louis C.K. performs They’re with Me Nov 6 at the Town Hall.
“I don’t mean to brag, but a few men I’ve been with have told me my vagina smells like a…I think it’s peach-tree dish?”
Sarah Silverman and Friends takes place Nov 8 at Hammerstein Ballroom.
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