"A common mistake is to give a friend a gun and say, 'Use this if you have to.' They’ll have to. You’ll be killed, and they’ll be arrested for your murder. That’s no way to treat a friend."
A Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten is in stores now ($14 paperback, Broadway). The Vampire-Werewolf Summit of 2009, featuring coauthors Bob Powers and Ritch Duncan, happens Tue 27 at Comix.